Web Fun: 'Like' Lakeville Patch on Facebook, Destroy My Co-Workers
How you can help me destroy and humiliate the fine, upstanding people who help make the Dakota County Patches what they are.
Northfield Patch Editor Corey Butler Jr.
Corey is the final boss level in this Facebook game—the Doctor Robotnik to my Sonic the Hedgehog. Once I defeat him, I will rule the kingdom or whatever the purpose of "Sonic the Hedgehog" was. (Freeing robots, I think?) A compassionate man and father who cares very deeply about his town and all the people in it, Corey's going to get taken down Konami Code-style. Target: 878 Facebook fans and eight weeping, destroyed co-workers.
Jeff Roberts
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My fellow Patch editors in the south suburbs of Dakota County are some of the nicest, most inherently decent, upstanding professionals I have ever had the privilege to call peers.
I must destroy them all. Yes, destroy them.
Lakeville Patch's Facebook page must have the most fans in all the land. And that means we must clobber the competition upside the wireless mouse.
"Like" Lakeville Patch on Facebook
Each Patch has a Facebook fan page where people who have clicked "like" on the page can come read the news, talk over issues in town with their neighbors, and even share photos or links.
In some cases, it's more convenient for readers to get the news and chat with neighbors on Facebook. No doubt we'd love for you to visit Lakeville Patch seven times a day, but that's probably not realistic. Facebook? Admit it, you're on there all the time.
"Like" Lakeville Patch on Facebook
Lakeville Patch currently has 6944 Facebook likes. As was foretold by the prophets who will go unnamed, it will have the most Facebook likes of all the Patches in the region.
The only things standing between me and my destiny are my lovely, wonderful co-workers. They've gotta go.
"Like" Lakeville Patch on Facebook
I've made a hit list of eight of the friends and co-workers I must destroy to claim my rightful place as... guy with the most Patch Facebook fans in Dakota County.
The good news: your Lakeville Patch is second in all the land. The bad news, Northfield Patch (yes, really) is beating us—beating Lakeville—with 1,055 likes. That's just ... well, totally unacceptable.
The HIT LIST (remember, Lakeville Patch is at 694):
- Boss level: Northfield Patch's leader, Corey Butler, Jr. (1,055)
- Too close for comfort: Apple Valley-Rosemount Patch's lovely editor, Allison Wickler (570)
- Closing in: Eagan Patch's David Henke (529)
- Still kicking: Inver Grove Heights Patch's Jeff Roberts (487)
- Shakopee Patch's Lisa Baumann (454)
- Mendota Heights Patch's Danielle Cabot (329)
- Burnsville Patch's Clare Kennedy (313)
Click on the photos in this article to meet my friend/foes, see the target numbers I have to hit and, after you're done, remember to...
"Like" Lakeville Patch on Facebook
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David Henke
3:29 pm on Monday, May 21, 2012
I don't need a wedding to defeat you, Derrick! Prepare to feel the wrath of Eagan Patch!
Allison Wickler
8:25 am on Tuesday, May 22, 2012
It's very nice that you called me lovely. But "As was foretold by the prophets"? I believe Apple Valley is going to bring your ego back down to size, sir: http://patch.com/A-t1w6